youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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