that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
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Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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