Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
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Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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