I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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