I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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