bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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