why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
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Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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