im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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