i just made my gag reflex go away.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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