dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
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I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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