No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
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My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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