What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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