You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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