How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize