Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
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I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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