are you still at the devil's house?
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
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I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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