i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
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before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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