I wanna bring you to show and tell
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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