He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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