You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
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smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
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U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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