I feel like abortions should bother me more
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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