Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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