i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
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Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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