I wanna bring you to show and tell
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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