So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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