and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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My ATM looks so different sober.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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