she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
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you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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