No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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