elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
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That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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