was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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