your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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