Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
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..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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