How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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