lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
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He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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