i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
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I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
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My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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