i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
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Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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