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my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
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We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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