Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
they need to just BURY HIM!
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
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they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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