in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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