I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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