half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
This couple is walking their pig around campus
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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