how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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