I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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