So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
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I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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