I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
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For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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