if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
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no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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