So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
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i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
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He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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