I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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