I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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