i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
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I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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